First Post! or, Plowing the Virgin Blog
Picture this scene ...
EXT. CITYSCAPE -- NIGHT
New York, circa 1935. Scenes of bustling streets, automobiles, glamour.
Focus on a towering skyscraper, bathed in searchlights.
At street level, a theater entrance to a red carpet premiere. Flashbulbs pop, celebrities exit their limousines to stand for the cameras on the red carpet.
A RADIO ANNOUNCER speaks excitedly into a microphone.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
EXT. CITYSCAPE -- NIGHT
New York, circa 1935. Scenes of bustling streets, automobiles, glamour.
Focus on a towering skyscraper, bathed in searchlights.
At street level, a theater entrance to a red carpet premiere. Flashbulbs pop, celebrities exit their limousines to stand for the cameras on the red carpet.
A RADIO ANNOUNCER speaks excitedly into a microphone.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
... I've never seen a more excited crowd than the one here tonight ... this is quite possibly the most important, most earth-shattering event since Lindy flew solo to Paris all the way back in 1927!
Focus on the theater marquee.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
(VO)
Focus on the theater marquee.
RADIO ANNOUNCER
(VO)
The big sign on the entrance shows why everyone is so excited ... why the stars of stage, screen and radio are here tonight ... let me read it to you, folks ...
DRUM ROLL
RADIO ANNOUNCER
(VO)
"Tonight! World Premiere! A New Blog by Jaguar Bennett! 'The Mind of Jaguar Bennett!'"
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE and CHEERS from street crowd.
END SCENE
A Word from the Proprietor
Welcome to the very first post on my brand-spanking-new blog. Sit for a spell and make yourself comfortable. We are open for business, and interesting things will happen here soon ... but not right now. Stay tuned.
DRUM ROLL
RADIO ANNOUNCER
(VO)
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE and CHEERS from street crowd.
END SCENE
A Word from the Proprietor
Welcome to the very first post on my brand-spanking-new blog. Sit for a spell and make yourself comfortable. We are open for business, and interesting things will happen here soon ... but not right now. Stay tuned.
posted by Jaguar Bennett at 1:07 PM
11 Comments:
Bravo! Now you have yet another time waster on your hands! Welcome to the blogosphere, Jag!
RADIO ANNOUNCER: But what's this? It appears...oh, my lord....shots have been fired...Jaguar is on fire! He's hit! Oh the infamy! It's the Citizens Patrol for Decency, oh my folks...they've rang out once again to stop the hedonism! Oh the hyapatia! Can no one stop them!?!?
CUT TO: INT. - BACKSTAGE OF THEATRE
Jaguar sits calmly smoking an import (tho he doesn't smoke). His woman, clothed only in a pith helmet and sarong, rubs his temples with scented oils. His manager Lecram sits naked at his feet, forced to prop up on Jimmy while hand-jobbing Jaguar with the good hand.
JAGUAR: Saddam had it right...palaces and impersonators...palaces and impersonators.....
Blogs AWAYYYY!!!!!
well you got me with your profile - laughing at other people's pain. perfecto. - and talk of pith here as well.
almost too much.
velma
Nice one!
Welcome aboard Jag! :)
Can't wait to see what you've got in store! :)
Hey Karaoke buddy! Welcome to Blogland!
it's about fricking time....
geez! and I thought I was a procrastinator....
Welcome!!! Cheers!! Harrah!!
NOW WRITE SOMETHING!!!!!
:)
'what? ...blessed mother of god, have mercy on us all...'
*thwwwwitttt*
(dart from behind curtain penetrates flank,)
writer falls slowly off of chair...
(..buggar!! the Rogues are not only in league, theyr'e taking over... must... find... anti--zzzzzzzzz...'
ok, make that *5* readers. You better deliver now, baby!
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